Keep 'em coming.....

My emailers never cease to amuse me:


An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.


There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for its been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."


The priest replies: "Get out of there. You're on my side."