High Theology

From one of my magazines:

"After a hard West Virginia rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in a puddle from her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five-year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of the head and shoved his face into the water hole.

As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the boys in a panic. 'Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?' she asked.

'We were just playing 'church' Mommy,' he said. ' I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, the Son, and in the hole-he-goes.' "